The Noobiest Of Them All: The Noob Simulator!

Nice 3D Art. But I can do better. Don't believe me? Keep reading!

Ever since the internet was created there was a certain portion of it that was dedicated to the weirdness and extremes of simulators. A notable example is the glitch-ridden Goat Simulator, which derives most of its humour from the fails of its physics engine.

Well, that weirdness has definitely spread to ROBLOX. Here we have... Noob Simulator!

Told you so!

The objective of this game is to wonder around a barren grass map, all the while colliding into crates and shaggy-wearing civilians to rack up insane scores. Yup. That's the game. There are also break-dancing glitches and a really comical walk cycle.

We here at the Bloxxer Magazine thought this game was too... let's say 'barren' to give a proper rating, so instead, we'll leave you with this:

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